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"Digital Store, this is Tim. How can I help you?"
"Yeah, is this US Cellular?"
"No, Verizon."
"Oh. What about US Cellular?"
"What ABOUT US Cellular?"
"You're not them?"
"No. Verizon."
"What's the phone number for US Cellular?"
"I haven't the foggiest idea."
"Aren't they right there?"
"No. They're upstairs."
"Can you go see?"
"No. I'm with a customer."
"Well, they're not in the phone book..."
"I can't help ya. We're Verizon. Not US Cellular."
*click*

(10 seconds later)

"Digital Store, this is Tim. How can I help you?"
"Can you at least tell me when they close?"
"I haven't a clue. We're not them."
*click*

Thus endeth the most annoying phone calls. Ever.