This is an archive of my twitter from July 2018.

Replying to @cameronshearhod

I actually agree. Hypocrisy is a bad look for everyone. I don't necessarily care about what someone's political leaning is as long as they're consistent about it.

Mon Jul 02 02:35:24 +0000 2018

I like almost everything about my neighborhood but the daily fireworks for 10 straight days is some bullshit. I got kids that need to sleep you assholes!

Mon Jul 02 02:36:44 +0000 2018

Replying to @cameronshearhod

That being said, I accidently named my daughter with the initials SJW. #whoops also we should get a beer sometime.

Mon Jul 02 02:41:32 +0000 2018

@KaufmanAlan why do you never tweet? Get with it.

Mon Jul 02 02:56:04 +0000 2018

Hey guys, I'm starting to think @realDonaldTrump may be a lying piece of shit.

Mon Jul 02 02:58:40 +0000 2018

If you live near Peoria and do a podcast or want to, join us. We're mostly nice.

Tue Jul 10 20:38:56 +0000 2018

Sometimes I think it can't get worse, but then @realDonaldTrump keeps making it worse. I'm disgusted.

Mon Jul 16 18:12:11 +0000 2018

I can't wait until @realDonaldTrump is no longer president. What an embarrassment.

Mon Jul 23 15:26:11 +0000 2018

I had something to tweet. I forgot it.

Mon Jul 23 23:52:41 +0000 2018

Well, AT&T suckered me into an unlimited plan which I definitely don't need. What is something I can do to waste all my data?

Mon Jul 23 23:55:23 +0000 2018

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

Ah, is this where the narrative changes? Maybe you should resign. It'll solve your problems, swear. Also Obama never had the balls to resign.

Tue Jul 31 13:30:24 +0000 2018

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