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Here's a weird dream for your reading pleasure. I was with Fabish at Fabish's parent's house. Everything was very real, which is unlike my dreams. The house was actually Fabish's house, and his parents were really his parents. The only difference was that...

Things I wanted to accomplish this weekend: 1. Clean the apartment, especially my room. 2. Do my laundry. 3. Finish setting up my computer. 4. Run cable to the bedrooms. 5. Clean out the Jeep. 6. Go grocery shopping. Things I actually got accomplished...

Last night I had some time to kill before my art class, so I killed it by getting a haircut. Usually the best part of the haircut is the shampoo. I love it. I love getting my head massaged. Well, yesterday, a guy was cutting my hair. I didn't really care,...

It had been a few weeks since we last ate at Garner's on a Wednesday night. I picked Fabish up and we met Mullens and Brice at Garner's. We walked in and saw all the employees wearing matching shirts with Garner's logos on them. What's up with that? Now,...

Here was my day yesterday. I spent the usual 9 hours here at work, sitting in front of my computer, doing nothing in particular while trying to waste time. I read a few more questions of the best web page in the world, [The Straight Dope][1], downloaded...

Here's something I forgot. I was getting on the interstate near my apartment this morning. About halfway down the ramp, my Jeep started sliding around a little. Nothing too horrible. I can handle it. Well, as I got further and further down the ramp, I...

Last night I was supposed to see "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?", but Angie called me at work and told me she didn't want to go, because she's lame. So, instead, I was going to go buy a new computer and spend the night setting it up, but for reasons beyond...

I wish everyday was the weekend. That would make me much happier. Friday Jaimee drove down to see me. We went to Damon's, and I took her on an all too brief tour of Peoria. Afterwards we watched some movies and went to bed. She left on Saturday...

First, I'm going to bitch. Then, I'm going to stop. The bitching... Yesterday one of my coworkers called me on the phone. It was about 10:30, and he wasn't in the office yet. He asked me "Did you tell me when you were leaving yesterday?" to which I...

Last night was spent mostly trying to hunt down my friends. I couldn't do it. I wanted to go to Garner's, but everyone was inaccessible for one reason or another. I wasn't in the mood to make my own dinner, but unfortunately that was my only option. I...

Again, I didn't do anything last night. I went to help my Aunt with her computer. I do that once a week, and she gives me $20 every time. That'll start adding up, but I hate taking time out of my 'busy' schedule. Actually, I just hate taking time away...

I love my milk. I love it. I have one glass when I go to sleep, and I chug out of the carton when I wake up. I also usually drink a few glasses during the evening. Well, I'm out of milk, so last night at 10:30 I was going to walk to Walgreens to pick some...

I didn't do anything last night. I got some Subway, went home, watched some TV, then dicked around on the internet for the rest of the night. That's it. So, for now, I will list the things I need to accomplish today. 1. Call insurance guy. Get...

1. Called. I have insurance now. 2. Called. They're really dumb. I had to go run in yet another copy of my Jeep receipt. 3. Confirmed. Thursday nights, from 7-9 I will be drawing naked people. 4. Forgot my checkbook at home. 5. Can't pay bills, because 6....

Okay. This post will be pretty ambiguous, just to warn you. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. So, here's the deal. I've gotten pretty close to this girl I met on the internet. This is pretty weird for me. I've never been one to let...

My receptionist laughs like a god damn hyena. It's annoying and makes me want to shoot her or myself. She laughs all frigging day. Laughing has never been so annoying.

In my weekend recap this morning, I'm going to skip Friday night. Well, not really. I'm not good at keeping things to myself, so I'll post one of those neat protected posts I've grown to love. For now, let's just say I didn't get much sleep on Friday...

Peoria is having a damn blizzard right now. The roads are horrible since I'm pretty sure Peoria doesn't own any snow plows or anything. Cammy would not have made it to work this morning. My Jeep, however, made it just fine. I slapped it into 4 wheel drive...

I feel like shit now. I've been pushing Barb away, because I don't really want anything to do with her anymore. I'm not interested in being her friend. I finally caved and told her I would go out with her. This was to do nothing more than "break up", sort...

I went back to my parent's house after work to pick up my Camaro. We drove it back into Peoria. My dad has a friend who owns a car lot, so he had a heated garage that we were going to use to take care of everything wrong with Cammy, and clean her up a...